A cabinet, actually - a yellow and black cabinet. A new yellow and back cabinet at the Stirling street shop. My weekly enquiry of the staff about anything new was finally rewarded when they told me that the new Nikon cabinet was full of S-line lenses....
I have often been asked whether there are security cameras watching. I always assure people that there are. The heading image is one in operation. It is checked once a week after the films come back from the chemist. For some reason the burglars all feel...
Or perhaps that should be " selfie-ness ". The business of letting people see just how good you really think you look. I don't take many of them, not being over-confident of my ability to dazzle. It's not consideration for the viewers so much as a...
Don't hire me. I love colour and am a menace with a watercolour paint set. Nothing is safe. But there are those to whom art and taste come naturally, and they may well be employed by major agencies to make the logos and advertisements look good....
Do not write in. I meant to type that. I have a prime lens for my Fujifilm cameras that is just about standard focal length for the APS-C sensor. It has a wonderfully wide aperture that produces great out-of-focus backgrounds for studio shots. So good that...
Or how to post-process without tears. Or as few tears as possible...
Currently, if you are getting your emails from a particular telecommunications giant, you may be getting them really, really slowly. They stick, as you cannot get rid of them. Using the service is an exercise in philosophic patience...
I've lost the little card the council sent me to tell me when the verge collections are. I'm stumped - I know there was a white goods day and a green waste day but I can't remember the day they wanted us to put our...
Okay. Can do. Here's your Bitumen of Judea and your lavender oil. I'll meet you up on the roof...