I know you guys are in there. It's no good closing the office blinds and hiding behind your desks. I can hear you breathing. Hard.
Look, all I want you to know is that we've got new competition and we're going to have to do something about it.
See, I went to the local DIY store - you know the one - they've got a branch in every suburb and you can get drill bits and a sausage in a bun. I just went in to get some Gorilla Glue and MDF board because we're having people over for dinner and I wanted to make lasagna.
Are you guys listening?
Well, it looks like they're selling cameras now. It's no big deal because they are mostly pine but if they get a foothold in the industry it'll be disastrous. What if they introduce meranti and jarrah? Telephotos in teak? This is just looking for trouble.
So I want your go-ahead to start a campaign of sabotage. I've got a jar of wood worms at home that we saved from the last holiday dinner. I could slip into the local store and start to drill them into the wooden DSLR's. They are discrete little beggars, and don't make much noise at all - they could chomp through the entire stock in a week. And if they try to introduce underwater cameras I can get torpedo worms from the tropics.
Whaddaya say?
Saul? Howard?
Can anyone hear crying? I hear crying. Is it something I said?
