16 Mar Pages On Paper – Why You Should Retro It Occasionally
Most of you will be reading this on an electronic screen, as opposed to a paper page. The phosphor dots will flash by and be gone as soon as you close the page...
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Most of you will be reading this on an electronic screen, as opposed to a paper page. The phosphor dots will flash by and be gone as soon as you close the page...
Unless it's someone at the beer garden who wants you to clear the table and bring them another, this sort of call is more trouble than it's worth. It's generally said in a semi-agressive way - whether the speaker is known to you or not. It demands that you are impressed and appreciative of whoever has just shouted it out based upon the fact that they are worth seeing. It's also often based upon that first pitcher of beer. Failure to comply can be dangerous, but shooting the picture can be trouble too. In the old days the shouter would generally forget all about you once they had posed and grinned or made a rude sign or whatever - now they demand to see the screen on the back of the camera to see how great they look. If they are not pleased they demand another and another. The real horror is when they demand the images be sent to their mobile phone account so they can plaster them onto social media. unfortunately camera makers are making this all too possible these...
Don't let your eyebrows rise too high at the title of this column - I'm not going to attempt to destroy the photographic trade. At least not more than I have for the past 50 years...
Pressed the wrong button, didn't I...
The heading image of this column is as dull a picture as you could want - a silver and black box on a cardboard carton. It has none of the snap and pizazz of a new camera or lens - none of the technical wizardry of a new studio strobe light. It's not even hand-stitched or bespoke. And you can get it right now instead of pre-ordering it or subscribing to Kickstarter...
We've all seen those diagrams on social media that look like scientific flow charts but in the end lead you to either espouse some political viewpoint or eat chocolate and drink wine. Every box you enter has a decision you need to make that leads to another box. But eventually they all lead to the politics, chocolate, or wine. The people who do all three at the same time are generally asking for trouble...
I'm a potahto. And while we're at it, the tomahto wants to have a word with you as well...
Possibly on the bonny banks 'O Yangtse...
Come to think of it, that describes a lot of my cousins...
The design bureau of any major camera maker must be a fascinating place to work. I'll bet they have interesting times...