One Day, Little Pinocchio, If You Are Good And Kind And Honest...

on October 12, 2017
You will grow up to be a real camera. You must not distort the truth - neither barrel distortion nor pincushion distortion. And no chromatic aberration - that is very bad indeed. Look what it did to your cousins in Sydney at the Crumpler luggage shop... You must not be downhearted little camera. There are others of your kind out there that are very distinguished - Famous names with straight grain and a clear varnish. They are not ashamed to be made of wood. You must do your best and try harder for the future. But take care - if you hang around with bad company they may use you and discard you. Above all do not stare into the sun, for it might burn out your sensor. Knot a good thing...And then we would all pine for you...It would be best if you were to take steps to get a good custom strap system to keep you safe. Look upon it as an opportunity to get Lucky.
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